the ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is hatching from its own egg. why did we even come to the salvador deli
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
Tune in next month when NBC presents Wicked Live! Starring Dolly Parton as Elphaba!
seriously it’s 2013 where is this??
2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.
i love how men mock women for being overemotional and then lose their shit over a team losing an over-glorified game of fetch